So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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