also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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