you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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