i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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