Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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