ya dads aren't the best wingmen
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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