i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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