if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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