we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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