I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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