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you win
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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