No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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