that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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