I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Randomize