idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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