this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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