Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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