kristin has been a bad kristin
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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