I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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