I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
he puts the penis in happiness.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
