After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
