you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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