You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
