these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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