think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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