she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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