Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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