my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize