Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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