Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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