That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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