look no pants
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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