Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
My penis needs a shock collar
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Randomize
