Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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