Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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