I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
All the doctor said was why
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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