that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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