you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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