so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
