oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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