Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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