Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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