At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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