I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I love you.
Bad choice
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