This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I'm both gender and math confused
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