Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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