How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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