we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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