I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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