They should really pass out barf bags in church
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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