What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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