What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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