Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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