im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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