I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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