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FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
