I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
The ass gains better be worth it
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